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I hired an MBA with thirty years of experience thinking that was important. I was wrong.

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He was my prince. A savior. Until he asked…

Can I bring my dog to work?

As a pet-friendly fella that’s not tight on “corporate” rules, I said sure, why not.

I’ve done it in the past. And I still tend to bring in my sausage every now and again.

He’s a dachshund named Buster.

It was the first day of training and things we’re going miserably.

The damn dog had to piss more than I did. I’m notoriously known for having the bladder the size of a baby!

Seriously, I’ve had surgery to stretch it.

Don’t laugh!

Then the unthinkable happened.

I went over to his office to check on him.

He wasn’t there.

Where could he have gone I thought.

I slowly raised my head (like a slow action scene in a movie.)

My eyes looked up. I saw him through the office window. The hairs on my neck raised, my fist clenched.